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Unrelated image as clickbait.
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Should it come again another day?
What happened to the old man? Why did he hit his head?
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He hit his head because of the moonroof option.
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Is the rain wet?
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When will the itsy bitsy spider climb up the spout again?
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How do I post new threads
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Monday.
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Yes, and the clouds are gray as well. Never seen such a thing before.
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If you’re approved to post on Oppo, click on your avatar in the top right hand corner and you should see “compose post”. It should say you can post to Oppo.
If you’re only approved to comment, ask a mod or go to a “new members” thread (look them up on Google, they’re quite common) and ask for permission to post.
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Does VTEC kick in yo?
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You are stuck on a plane next to a person with a bucket of fried chicken. What is the first thing you do?
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Cry myself to sleep so I don’t have to watch the delicious fried chicken being consumed in front of me.
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No. It’s lies.
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You’d have to ask for a piece. Fried chicken is one of those things you shouldn’t actively seek out (because health) but if the opportunity arises you have to capitalize.
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Should I take my snow tires off this weekend?
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Is water wet? Somebody told me it’s like cheese.
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What do you suppose is the average mass of one of the rain drops?
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cats and dogs or like gerbils?
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Is VVL-I better than VTEC? And is MultiAir better than both of them? When will Freevalve hit production cars?
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Can have any animal. Whatever you want. What is it
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It’s fluid. Unlike cheese. And strangely cold.
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Thanks
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First you have to build the altar.
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Shiba Inu. Cause why not have a meme dog?
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Dogs for sure.
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What is love?
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Does the weather forecast predict impending doom if you do take them off?
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Hm. Good question. Maybe .01 grams. Which feels like a lot more with gravity.
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Precisely 8 woods.
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Good to know, was going to ask this one myself.
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VTEC always wins.
Freevalve is coming tomorrow.
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I shall sacrifice a miata to the gods of diesel and all that is brown.
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Something I don’t have.
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
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Thats a much lamer answer than expected
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I like to play it safe.
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actually yes...
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Common sense dictates that you leave them on, then.
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You’re at a garage sale and you buy a sweet 1:24 scale model of a Tim Burton era Batmobile for $1.25. You take it home and clean it up. All of the sudden a genie pops out and says “I am the genie of excrement. From now on all your waste will come out as urine or poop. You must chose one”
So, do you choose to never poop again:
Save money on TP, no poop smell ever
Have to pee more often than poop
Or never pee again:
Go less often, great for travel
A good poop is always better than a good pee
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Um. That’s a highly specific question. Did that happen to you?
1st option.